Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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