at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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