windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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