I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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