dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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