Non-Jews are for practice
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
