i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
that's an acceptable place to lick
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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