He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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