What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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