real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she pinky promised me she was 18
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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