okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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