in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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