The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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