he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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