Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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