Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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