69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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