i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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