xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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