You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
