I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Randomize