Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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