why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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