discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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