You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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