if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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