They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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