If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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