party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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