Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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