just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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