You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
