The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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