Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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