come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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