watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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