I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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