Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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