my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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