ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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