Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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