these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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