Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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