Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you had me at cake vodka
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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