one two three fourrrrnication!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
