talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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