everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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