When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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