I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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