I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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