That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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