how can u be prego again
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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