keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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