I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
either way he was missing a nipple.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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