So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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