We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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