I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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