I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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