I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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