i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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